Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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