if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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