honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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