D3 body, D1 cock
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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