i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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