Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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