Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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