just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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