butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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