some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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