i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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