Is it normal to miss your booty call?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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