you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
This show inspires me to have sex in space
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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