can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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