super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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