Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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