I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm sobbing to NWA
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
