Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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