You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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