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I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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