Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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