As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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