I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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