just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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