they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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