put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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