there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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