the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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