It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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