Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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