The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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