how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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