Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
third nipple confirmed
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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