That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
