That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Blood and glitter go together right?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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