Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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