You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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