I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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