Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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