That's intense
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
sex in a hospital.. check
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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