Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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