its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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