we have officially lost it.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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