I want to stick my p in your. b.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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