I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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