Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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