Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
smell my finger.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Randomize
