We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
