it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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