the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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