ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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