What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Michael Bay diarrhea
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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