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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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