***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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