pedialite and red bull = repair kit
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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