i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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