its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
my being single is dangerous.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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