absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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