If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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