she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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