Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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