Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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