Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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