sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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