this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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