i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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